How to lose a guy in 10 days: - Give a fuck - tell your friends about him - show him you care - initiate plans - text him back within an hour - show him you wanna marry him - tell him you wanna marry him

友「エビって脱皮するんやね」 私「するよ」 友「知らなかった！」 私「一瞬で脱ぐよ」 友「時間かけてすると思ってた」 私「しかも寄り目になるよ」 友「寄り目！？」 私「ほら(動画見せる)」 友「うわわわわ！！！寄り目！！」 エビの寄り目はもっと周知されるべき(笑) #ヤマトヌマエビ

In my hot chocolate era.

bato is officially down

Hoy somo boricua

Hoy el Súper bowl se ve así:

ALL THE LATIN AMERICAN COUNTRIES BEING MENTIONED BY BAD BUNNY IN THE HALFTIME SHOW. #SuperBowl

Bad Bunny said “God Bless America” then brought out the flag of EVERY country in the American Continent to remind gringos the world doesn’t revolve around YOU

Bad Bunny's Full Super Bowl Halftime show #SuperBowl

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lookalike contest for all 3 in my room tonight

40% of teen pregnancies in 15 y/o girls involve a fathering man who is 20-29. It is never lost on me that the conversations surrounding teen pregnancy are always about the promiscuity of teenage girls and not the violence of older men.

We should be spending $40 trillion commissioning art like this instead of pouring money into wars.

GOOD RAINY MORNING!!🌧🌅(Check out my smart chud son!!)

Morning!!