#Coffee is the only thing that will stop me being a zombie the entire day.

Opening the fridge every few minutes in the hope that there is something different in there really is a fruitless experience. #NoPunIntended

Big shout-out and thank-you to the 100 people that are #following me, pretty sure some of you are spam accounts but I appreciate it anyway.

A huge thank-you to the followers who've #subscribed to my #YouTube channel despite there being no content just yet. You're amazing. #TEAMOP

Finding the will to wake up and go #work at the most unrewarding customer service job is hard sometimes but so is homelessness I'd imagine.

It is straight up impossible to complete a day without a nap in the middle of it.

I hate myself for doing this but I'm shamefully promoting my upcoming #YouTube channel on #Twitter Subscribe at youtube.com/channel/UCuG17…

It's hard to edit videos when the sound of your own voice makes you want to repeatedly punch yourself in the face. I feel for my audience.

Nothing beats a #LazySunday, especially on a #Tuesday

#ShoutOut to the 250 people who are following me, thank you all for the follows. #TEAMOP

Support the team Odd Promise Use the tag #TEAMOP #nofilter #blackandwhite #graphic #youtube… instagram.com/p/BCHtnspnfVh/

Keep your promises #nofilter #blackandwhite #graphic #stitches #creepy #TEAMOP instagram.com/p/BCHyyBSnfbo/

Shoutout to the 350 people #following me on #twitter I would love for you all to #follow me on #Instagram at instagram.com/oddpromise/

That feeling of #regret you get when you eat too much. Massive #firstworldproblem

Woke up this morning to realize I have 500 awesome #followers #following me. If you're active and want a follow back just like this tweet.

Thank you to the 550 awesome people following me. High fives for you all.

Setting your alarm for 5am every day in the hope you will wake up and achieve goals. #lifegoals #firstworldproblems #TEAMOP

That whole "getting up early and achieving goals thing", it didn't really pan out all that well.....

Thanks to the 750 people who have decided to #follow me. If you'd like, follow me on #Instagram at instagram.com/oddpromise

Fool me thrice. #teamop #oddpromise #blackandwhite #nofilter #illustrator #linework #design instagram.com/p/BDPkikhnfSE/