While showering with my scritchy-scratchy sisal soap bag I noticed the number of plastic bottles scattered about. Here's a little hum (mine, not Hattie's) on the topic

The Return of fishy Friday...I may have written this (or a variation) years ago, but I'm not sure. Either way it just popped into my head... I knew a prawn from Dublin Bay Who set a course for France one day To fit in with the local scene He changed his name to Langoustine

BURNS NIGHT! An extra poem on Hattie's Substack to celebrate both the poet and his favourite foodstuff: open.substack.com/pub/hattiehums…

Hattie's Karaoke Hum yesterday was her take on "Food, Glorious Food" from Oliver. She hums three times a week on substack if you are interested. Here's FGF

A "making a cup of tea" song. It's not about Hattie, who is garjuss, it is for those unfortunates who got sold a pup when selecting a cute puppy. No frills, made up and recorded on the spot wjile stirring teabag

Hattie's been online all day researching for her poems. Read the result tomorrow morning