all mfs do in home depot is complain

that bowling alley beer hit different idc

everyone has a kid, where’s my kid

Me in my 20s

Ketamine is ruining everyone.

god damn WES PATRICK

I’m getting on my fragrance game, I’m fr smelling

imagine being unable to report without turning the headline into a maze. fucking hogs.

y’all got nothing on doogie howser, don’t even play

gimme the infinity stones and ill return everyone’s foreskin.

they literally have. several times. my people are still suffering.

might fuck around and give myself rinderpest.

big fuck you to whoever decided PNW didn’t need a subway system

i’m saying the dogs are unforgettable

Maybe if I knew that someone was preying on my downfall like had a mortal enemy or something I’d have motivation to do better

is everyone okay

Spent 3 hours making a pound of puppy chow for the boys but then Shane shows up with ketamine and suddenly no one gives a shit.