Our local police discovered a 4th body today. He was found like the others: naked in a bathtub full of cornflakes and milk. It's obviously the work of a cereal killer.

Social experiment... Baby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo Baby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo Baby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo Baby Shark

Another "leaked" photo from the possible upcoming remake of The Wizard of Oz. Insiders speculate that Uncle Joe heard "wizard" and demanded to be Harry Potter, so it's like Harry Potter and the Wizard of Oz or something.

Big points are up for grabs if you can tell me what this is. Double points if you have ever worn one.

It's the least she can do. We need more of this, drizzle drizzle.

So no more tipping? It used to be that waitresses and delivery drivers were paid very little, so you gave them a nice tip if they did their jobs well. Seemed fair. But if you're now making $20+ an hour, and your employer already passed those costs onto me, you don't get a tip.

Yes it is!

What I want to know is where these protestors get their flags, scarves, and other regalia of the "Current Thing!" They always seem too uniformly uniformed to be spontaneous in any way. They are well-organized, things are distributed... people get paid. It's all just showbiz.

This is what friends are for...

Dude gets a little too excited...

There's nothing like coming home...

They don't make fake Elons like they used to. They still go on about secret accounts for Elon's biggest fans, but the latest batch gives up too easily. The last one hit me with the usual spiel, and I said, "That was lame, try harder." And that was it, they went away. Pathetic.

Hahaha, great dad!

And he bought that?

Just hahahaha...🔊

Never forget the vets...🔊 National Veterans Homeless Hotline: 1-877-4AID-VET (424-3838)

What a good doggie!

He seems to be listing to starboard, but he's taking his shot at track fame...

Aren't these the things from The Wizard of Oz?

We should take a minute to celebrate the pearl onion, an unsung hero of the culinary world. These tiny onions stay together as tiny onions in stews, soups, or sauces and give you a nice bite of oniony goodness. You can get them fresh in bags, but then you have to process them: