This will be me tomorrow because I apparently refuse to sleep rn

no rizz just poor eating habits and a questionable online footprint

The worst part of realizing I've only got 5.25 hours left is realizing that I've been here for 7.25

🧠

This is far too much nipple for work

I felt guilty over calling out bc I could barely breathe yesterday. My coworker just dipped early, guilt free, because she had a scratch in her throat and didn't want to wear a mask. I need to get on that level 🤣

Real

me and u

*sends an ass shot* How're your first MTG games going? This is sending mixed messages

United.

I need a crust recipe for people who don't like the taste of crust

My big brother is currently searching to find the picture of my grandmother with a well known gangster at my uncle's 13th birthday party...