Ploob’s World Tour! Next: the equator! So hot! So big! Tell me you Hoomans haven’t figured out by now that all you gotta do is pick it up, crumple it into a little ball, and just toss it into the ocean? Or use it as a heat lasso! You’ve got options. Use 'em! #NFT #NFTCommunitys

Ploob’s World Tour Continues! Next stop: Hawaii. Now 👏we’re👏talking👏. Nice sand, great drinks, fun dancing. This place is so great, I’m almost tempted to tell the Lobsterions to eat half of you next year. I mean— uh— COME ON, IT’S A LUAU! #NFT #NFTCommunitys

Can’t stop won’t stop! Ploob’s World Tour continues! Next up: the four corners monument. Look at me! I’ve got two arms in Arizona, Colorado, New Mexico, and Utah! Which means, I’m the smartest thing alive in four states at once, lol! Srsly, I should be your king.

Ploob’s World Tour Continues! Next up: the Danakil Depression. A real eye-opener. Scorching heat. Acid pools of water. Lifeless. Makes ya think. Is this what awaits us if we don’t change our ways?… Oh, I’m talking about us, Octopeeples. You’ll all be dead by then, lol.

Ploob’s World Tour continues: Next up: Big Ben! Come on, Hoomans! It’s 2023 and this is still how you tell time? I know you’re embarrassing primitives but I know you can do better than this! (Also, he was too loud and annoying, so I blew him up, sorry, lololol)

Ploob’s World Tour! Next up: Mount Everest! Look, I don’t know why so many of you all are dying to get to the top of this medium-sized mountain, but enough is enough. I installed an elevator, you’re welcome. Selfie!

Ploob’s World Tour continues! Next up: The Golden Gate Bridge. Gotta be honest. Sort of a disappointment. Don’t see Gold. Don’t see a Gate. Kinda don’t know why I came out in traffic for this, Hoomans. Y’all are really pushing your luck.

Ploob’s World Tour continues! Next up: The Serengeti, and… yeah. Wow… I’m giving the lions some laser guns. Not even gonna ask the high council. And the elephants. Everything. Everything’s getting laser guns. I… good luck, Hoomans.

Can’t stop won’t stop! Rio de Janeiro. Home of the biggest party in the world! Guess who was crowned the Globeleza Carnival Queen? It's ya boy, Ploob. It was easy though. My head is shaped like a globe and eight tentacles means four times the samba! RIO! (I am so hungover)

Ploob’s World Tour continues! Next up: The Red Sea. It’s not red. It’s barely a sea. I came a long way to see this. I’ve got sand all up my ink sac. Y’all Hoomans better fix it or I’m gonna lose my chill and fill it up with another red liquid, if you catch my drift. (Ya blood)

Ploob’s World Tour! The Hollywood Walk of Fame! FINALLY! I get to take my picture by the greatest Hooman celebrity icon of all time. The Hooman whose talent and stardom survived all the way to my time and will last centuries more. I get my photo next to the star of Randy Quaid.

Ploob’s World Tour continues! Next up: the Louvre and The Mona Lisa! It’s good. In a… two arms kinda way. <snicker> I didn’t laugh! No, no…! Keep lining up to see it. Keep lining up to see it!

Can’t stop won’t stop! Next up: Graceland. Finally, a place that reminds me of home! It’s big. It’s shiny. Whoever this King is, I mourn his loss and applaud his reign — if only for the remarkable cuisine that is “peanut butter banana sandwiches.”

Ploob’s World Tour! Next up: Time’s Square. Sweet inky-dinky that’s a lotta Hoomans! Hoomans to the left. Hoomans to the right. Where are you coming? Where are you going? And why do I need to pay $300 to see Cats when I can see them for free in your alleys? PLOOB IS CONFUSED!

Ploob’s World Tour Continues! Madame Tussauds. I’ve never seen a prison this exhibitionist before. This is where you’ve frozen and house your greatest criminals, Tom Cruise, Paul McCartney, and Wendy Williams. And you line up for miles to see them! You Hoomans are brutal!

Can’t stop won’t stop! Ploob’s World Tour! The Guinness Storehouse in Dublin. And… it’s now empty. Look, I’m blaming this on you Hoomans. They kept shouting “Drink, drink, drink!” So, I did. I don’t know what’s in this miracle sludge “Ginn-Iss” and I don’t care. It’s good!

Ploob's World Tour! Next up: The Space Needle. Okay, where the F did you get this? You Hoomans weren't supposed to discover Space Needles for two hundred more years. This is rly dangerous! Just make sure it doesn't get wet or rained on and the planet might not explode, okay?

Ploob's World Tour continues. Next up: The Hollywood Sign. LOL! How is this a sign? It just says the word "Hollywood." Pretty lazy stuff. Is everything that comes out of Hollywood this lazy? Oops! Gotta go, I'm late for Ant-Man 3.

Can’t stop won’t stop Ploob’s world tour continues! Next up: Machu Picchu! Fabulous just fabulous… oh, no the city. That’s whatevs. What are these “Llamas?” Only now do I understand the meaning behind your phrase “Style God.” Lol watch me spit!