Doggy style would hit different if girls had horns😂😂

So if I start an OnlyFans can I complain when I only make $1 a year while Slagrid and co make thousands?

All along I thought they are called 'pellets', kumbe ni pallets.😆

In Kenya, if you decide to detox because you think drugs are bad and are affecting you negatively, we are happy for you (as fellow drug users). If you relapse and decide to continue intoxicating yourself, we are even happier for you (thought we'd lost you man).

Man’s has delivered his 33rd bouquet of the year for something that Rein Asamoh got with a plate of githeri and a glass of wine 😂😂😂

At the end of the day, with all that's happened and that which hasn't, we realize that every single word our parents and guardians said—their advice, their warnings and every other thing—was right. They're the only ones that wish(ed) the best for us, no matter what.

But the angel pribably didn't want anything to do with him because of his simping behaviour.

How should they be credited

Did you just flex a UCL against LIVERPOOL? 😭

Walahi Tiktok is better than university 😆😆😆

Stock market. 😂

Unanona alafu unaanza kupost ati "Mungu bariki wengine pia." Woman, don't you mean " Mungu Laani wengine?"

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You mean Kenyastocracy?

What is the best book you have ever read?

You life is 100% your responsibility. Some men wake up at 18, some at 40, and some remain asleep and are not buried until they are 75. Nobody is coming to save you, wake up!

I enjoy old women. So when S40 Ultra gets launched, notify me.

Man Utd with 7 past Barnsely. Oh, what a feeling! #MUNBAR