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Wife: OMG, why does the baby have scissors? Me: it's OK, he's not running with them.

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Just like the Office and Shameless. Americans are churning out inferior copies.

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[At Flock Of Seagulls concert] *distant yelling* STOP SHITTING ON MY CAR.

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I can't finish one whole terrestrial never mind extras.

I went ice fishing. I caught one ice!

Guy with very high expectations: Lets just call this the ok corral.

Cupid: *firing arrows* Why won't these ppl just die?