my daughter is so american she is arguing about pickles.

Pickles are fucking amazing. I will die on this Hill.

YOU'RE INCORRECT FOR NOT LIKING PICKLES.

You know what. Yeah, yeah it does.

did he just girl quiet me.

i love showing up and causing problems on purpose

Did I stutter? Am I wrong?

It's not that deep?? I didn't know if you two finally got married or whatever so instead saying your man - I said jester cause uh. your aesthetics????

This is why I whooshed away to Brooklyn.

lowkey this is why btw

'kay. dad your MAN wanted to wreck your car at one point to get your attention. Hope that's acceptable.

Think it's time I go back to hanging out with my heavily tattood sword carrying friends. Peace out bitches.

HOLD UP. ADA DO NOT TEACH MY DAD THAT.

bye bestie of mine 💜💜💜

hey twin!!!! ..... Will you return it in one piece?

... ... ... Just fill up whatever gas you use, and deal.

It was an accident.....

I'm just a girl 🥺

“fatherless behavior” no i have one, i’m exactly like him