Guys, let’s have a night? Good?? #1 - Cash out your 401K #2 - Bet it ALL on Atlanta tonight (+3.5) #3 - Get a big ass bag for your monies BIJAN!!!! 🤘🏼

Sark and Texas Football are vibin’ … 🤘🏼

This is absolutely WILD if true … A QB gets his NIL commitments, then tries to negotiate (unsuccessfully) for more money 3 games into the season (and then quits on his team)? Wow, wow, wow. 🤯

Let’s get weird on Saturday? Cannot wait … 🤘🏼🏈🥳🍺💸

Obligatory Bert’s BBQ photo … Horns by 100. 🤘🏼

“There wouldn't be no Alamo. 𝐍𝐨 𝐂𝐨𝐰𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐁𝐨𝐰𝐥. No Lonesome Dove, no Yellow Rose. If it wasn't for Texas.” - George Strait 🎶 🤠😭

Nah … this ain’t it. It’s a time honored tradition to yell “OU Sucks” the game before we play them. Also expect “Beat OU” chants to start cascading through the stadium during the 4Q and postgame. Don’t like it? Too bad. 🤘🏼

Me, hyping up my wife and daughter for a FULL SATURDAY of Texas Football. - Brunch - Tailgate - NEZ Club - UGA/Bama watching Let’s have a weekend! 🤘🏼🏈

What an absolutely BEAUTIFUL day in Austin, Texas! Let’s be great hosts for our Mississippi State friends. Show them what our state and city are all about. Hook ‘em. 🤘🏼🏈

Draggin’ Texas A&M is BACK on the menu. Let’s eat. 🤘🏼🏐

“Is Texas SEC ready?” They literally invited the wolf to come sit down at the table. Now we go. 🤘🏼🏈 🎥: Nash

I’ve literally never been more “back” … You can feel it in the air. 🤘🏼⚾️

Me and the Boys tailgating tomorrow as we kick off SEC play … Born for this. Come get a taste. 🤘🏼

Way to go, Ladies. 🤘🏼🏐

By 6:30 pm tomorrow this is literally the only thing I care about (sports wise) for the next two weeks. Oh, baby. 🤘🏼

I’m sorry … I laughed. Am I going to hell? 😂😭🥸

Was really hoping to see Quinn today … Time to go to work, Arch. 🤘🏼

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Texas wins their SEC opener by 22 … I’m mad. Our fans got cocky. Lazy atmosphere. Team was equally lazy. Gotta do better from here on out. 🤘🏼

Scrolling thru Texas Twitter today, it’s worth noting that the following things can all be true at the exact same time: - We’re thrilled with 5-0 - Had a blast yesterday - Underwhelmed with the performance - OU sucks “𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐝.” 🤘🏼