⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ₊ ˚. ⫘ the au writings of the harlequin.⠀ “ i may be 𝘵wisted, but at least 𝒾 make it interesting ˎˊ˗ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀#dcrp #dceurp #gothamrp x.com/i/lists/176030…

what am i even saying ever

i can’t believe you just said that to me in front of my hip to waist ratio

hey do you mind if i rub you the wrong way?

sliding wire—framed glasses down his nose, peering over ️️ ️️ ️️𝐥ast ️️ ️️ son ️️ ️️ of ️️ ️️ k͟rypton.’s shoulder. “ s’not entirely what gerrymandering means. ”

i need a beautiful black woman to punch me in the fuckin’ face.

i know you ain’t talkin’.

“ nah. you went on a three sentence tangent that ya just connected with a buncha comma’s. looks ta me like ya lost the whole point. ” lazy flopping of his hand, moving it to his whiskers for an idle scratch along his jaw. “ an’ no. ”

you are the biggest, littlest control freak i ever met, sash.

s’legal now.

can i break your toothpick legs an’ slather ‘em in sweet baby rays .ᐣ

cue him being as aggravating as possible, clearing his throat obnoxiously while arms rest on perfectly sculpted shoulders. “ not need ta get all touchy, supababe. all in sayin’ is you clearly don’t have your head in the game. ”

that yer gonna let me deep fry ya in boilin’ oil an’ munch on your chicken legs.

c’mere.

“ comes with the occupation, doll. no matter how much good ya do, there’s someone out there that’s bound ta hate your guts. ” drawled out like the words he spoke were common knowledge, lips pressing against the shell of her ear.

┄┄┄┄┈ 𝐦𝐚𝐞𝐝𝐚𝐥𝐲𝐧 𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐢𝐚. .

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