I have the things money cannot buy, it's remaining the ones money can buy

That is just it

"Why should we hire you?" My WhatsApp receipts are always on

Take this advice, please 🙏

Me: (About to leave by past 10pm) Passerby: See your house here o, you're closing too early Una no dey pity person daughter 🥲

People wey get wetin u no get also get problem wey u no get

It's always when I want to close that you people will bring all your problems and enquiries 🥲

"Thank you for the advice" Thank you keh, your money na 3500

Patient: (steps on the weighing scale) ahh 👀 (Dusts her feet and climbs again) Pharm, please can you help me check my weight? I'm not with my glasses Me: You're not with your glasses or you don't believe what you just saw?

We are about to circle all the way back to discovering a “balanced diet”

Quick one - As a health professional, how do you explain what a transdermal patch is in layman's language?

Dear married man, even if you don't add "Mr" to your name during introduction, I'll add it when addressing you, sir🙏 Don't mention 😊

With the authority you're using to back up your ignorance, I would rather seek help somewhere else if I were a follower

Him: Una get vitamin c? Me: Yes. The white or coloured? Him: Coloured na. White vitamin c na for woman Me:

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