Popping a zyn, like snacking, signals that you are relaxed and in control of the meeting

Millennial behavior sort of makes sense if you look at them as the eldest children of boomers, many of them literally are but the behavior tracks completely Zoomers are really the first anti-boomer generation

There’s a sweet spot of midwittery where you know you’re a midwit and it actually becomes chill

Verbally offered the job at the end of the interview. If I could be a professional interviewer I’d be a trillionaire

I’m able to have friendships with women who are either super modest or openly promiscuous, it’s the fence sitters that are the issue imo

cynomel muncher There’s a certain poster (I won’t say who) that takes borax in large amounts and even advocated for it. He’s done terrible things you couldn’t imagine

How to explain to boomer parents that I live on a perpetual treadmill on the brink of permanent destruction and I’m not ghosting their calls to be mean

Sometimes I’ll wake up with DOMS in my lower back just from getting 10-15k steps or walking on an incline, it’s weird how you can be relatively in shape but still have muscle imbalances like that