Yes, AND doing hazardous dichotomies

Have you ever still been drunk when you get to work? Or do you just work AFTER 5 am?

Y’all ever think about facebook flare?

One of the most heartbreaking things in the world is thinking of the life my mother could have had if she never had me.

My favorite thing in the world is the completely wrong but weirdly correct guesses about famous singers/actors that https://bsky.app/profile/wickedinterest.ing makes. Today Lorde is playing— “Is that Olivia Rodrigo???”

You know when you have a lot of plans but rabbithole on pill organizers for 2 hours instead? … anyway I’m looking for recommendations for monthly or weekly pill organizers where days are removable and each one has at least 2 sections Also https://bsky.app/profile/wickedinterest.ing got me a lava lamp

If y’all ever wanted to hear me voice a scrappy lil raccoon 🦝 (you do, I promise) then the latest episode of Digital Folklore Podcast is for you! It’s really fun, and the sound design by https://bsky.app/profile/wickedinterest.ing will make you feel like the audio is coming FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE 😱

The voice of everyones fav racoon assistant!! Check out E9 of Digital Folklore Podcast for some of the most unhinged audio design of my career, as well as killer voice acting from Brooke (ThirteenPod) & Tucker (🅿️odCube™ - NOW @podcu.be on Bsky)!

Sometimes I wanna die but then I take a bite of perfectly seasoned quiche and suddenly life seems worth living.

A 10-year-girl in Delaware picked up “It’s Perfectly Normal” while at the library with her mother. When they came home, she showed her mom the chapter on sexual abuse and said, “This is me.” She was being abused by her father, and it was the first time she’d spoken about it.

anyways, fuck Joanne

Y’all know that feeling when you have to poop but you just got to the store so instead you get a cart and decide to be quirky and just “see what happens?”

ADHD is sitting in your parked car for 25 minutes just scrolling on your phone— Then the SECOND you start backing out is also when you do anything necessary like: buckling your seatbelt, taking a lil drinky of your coffee, eating oatmeal, calling ur mom 🤷‍♀️

Me, in a discussion with https://bsky.app/profile/wickedinterest.ing: “You weren’t a story I had to tell myself, you just were.” Him: “not to be like #fleabags shitty boyfriend—but you should really write that down. Like for the show you’re working on” Me: *writing it down*

Twitter is bad now. :(

Bruh “come sail away” really hits like the opening for the one piece english dub.

That old joke about having a face for radio doesn't apply to the podcast/VA Horror community. The more of you I meet, the more I've learned you're mostly all secret hotties.

Y'all, this is gonna be good. We did some pretty wild recording sessions for this project, and I feel so honored to be part of it. Can't wait to hear the whole story.

😭Olivia Writes This conjured up memories of growing up with a mom who hated her body, and while she never spoke negatively about mine. But I look just like her. I think she needs some new books on her shelf this year, thank you, as always, for writing them.