Tory party optics over the last few days have been mad. Prioritise national defense and national service for young people as bold policies whilst simultaneously flipping service men and women the bird. Bizarre.

Oh my goodness, my hayfever is the worse than ever. I literally can't step outside

This morning Rishi Sunak posted a video with a fuller explanation of the claim households face a £2,000 tax rise under Labour. As we’ve said, this figure’s unreliable, and the video doesn’t address many of the concerns about it. #GE24 (1/2) buff.ly/4b0te9j

My son is going to miss some P.E lessons this term to start early prep for GCSE maths. Whilst I do appreciate the sentiment, I wonder if pupils who aren't very fit are doing extra P.E lessons 🤔

🔥 Breaking: The Conservatives’ manifesto pledge to protect per-pupil funding in real terms could lead to the biggest school budget reduction for fifty years and result in workforce cuts and school closures, @theIFS has warned schoolsweek.co.uk/tory-funding-p…

BREAKING: UK economy flatlined in April - with growth slowing to 0% - as signs of recovery from last year’s recession fade. A blow to Rishi Sunak’s hopes of signalling strong bounceback before general election next month Phillip Inman reports theguardian.com/business/artic…

In his interview with Paul Brand Rishi Sunak says that he had to go without “lots of things” as a child growing up, including “Sky TV”. Will do little to convince voters he can relate.

How many more weeks of this do we have to suffer?

Darn significant tributes to huge historical events, you'd think that they'd be able to stick to the timetable.

Man I thought I had it tough as a child. We didn't pay for the sky movie upgrade, still had the other channels though.

Bubba: X squash a spider at school today. Wife (without thinking): X is a dick. Bubba: X is a dick! Why is he a dick? Me to wife: you're dealing that phone call tomorrow then...

Labour's manifesto for education once again does nothing to persuade me to vote for them on the strength of that alone. More of the same, nothing radical and dancing around the edges of issues with education. 😡

An equally amazing day 2 of our conference! Tara When The Adults Change showed us the impact of when adults change their language & behaviour, whilst John Lewis & Partners, University of Suffolk & our own Family Business highlighted some pathways for care leavers. A big thank you to all who came!

Stepdaughter put lettuce in the pasta salad...

Breaking news: Tories warn that if Labour get into power their MPs will start hiding in your wardrobe and jumping out in the middle of the night.

He's not the Messiah, he's a very racist boy. theguardian.com/politics/artic…

It's not the fact that summer hasn't arrived yet that is the problem. It's the constant teasing. Summer: oh look temps going up, it's going up maybe it's time to put on shorts.... Psych! Flash floods.

Narrator: And they did.

I think a bear is living in my loft, I'm gonna investigate...