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Brittany to Odin: Remember when you seen the jellyfish and got scared? Me to Brittany: Remember when you slept in Istas bed until you were 11🙃🖕🏽

I miss my sisters but I’ll probably want to smack the shit out of them after 20 minutes of them being home.

Don’t talk to me about self control. The AC went in my car so I got a new car 🤷🏽‍♀️

Britt: Odin you look so cute! Odin: I know 💁🏽‍♂️ Haha that’s my boy 👸🏽🤴🏽

me everytime I listen to Avril Lavigne say 'hell yeah i'm the mother f**king princess' in Girlfriend

I used to cut up fruits and veggies for hours making purée food for Odin. Now I throw a bag of Cheetos at him and pray he eats at least a handful. #PickyAssKid

Me trying to explain to my sisters that I can’t be a Deadly Auntie unless one of them has a kid

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Me: The baby’s cranky and having a morning.. I’m going to be late. My Boss: Stop referring to yourself as “Baby”

Me: Pulls homemade roll out of my purse* Want some bread? Odin:*Takes a bite* Bread makes me feel better.. Me: Me too son… me too.

Me on #NationalGirlfriendday

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3 is on Disney+ who tryna sit on the couch and cry with me? I’ll make popcorn 🍿

My Tota: This game is getting good, someone’s gonna get knocked out. Me: I hope it’s Brittany

Swimming in the St Lawrence like

I just got 1 question for the moon… Are you fucking done?! 😭🥹

I should have taken some time off between jobs because fuck me am I tired 😪

You better FKN GWANDEN before I FKN SKODEN!