“….due to complications from the reservoir of blood, urine, and other fluids in his ankles. He was 79 years old.”

Me for an entire year after my brother made me jump the fence into the Swell Bubblegum Factory dumpster

delco de leche Still remember the smell driving by it / through the Swiss Farms drive thru

delco de leche “Thadit?” “Yeah” *from back seat* “and a chipwhich” “And a chipwich - didja get that?”

St Peter going over the schedule

“And now, a moment of silence to honor our 47th pre-“

They better make the service private because if DJT jr cries talking about his dad I fear some of you sickos might use the footage for your “memes”. Off limits.

Anyone caught photoshopping the Fat Vance face over LBJ here will be reported to admin

Accidentally made a foot 🦶

More like Starch Manning because this kid’s playing like a freakin potato! Go ahead and smash that block button to avoid more content like this

Restless restless! It happens all the ti-i-i-ime Restless restless! I love you, i love you, i like you! I change my mi-i-i-ind

“And rememba: A man never stands so tall as when he stoops by a basement window to check for seepage” - Larry Bud Melman