Judge Roy Ferguson Orin Kerr Had a motion before a judge who had recently been appointed. The Defendant called a retired judge to testify as an expert witness to help explain to the newly appointed judge how he should rule. It didn't go well for the Def or the witness.

Robert Lewis It’s the best record since revolver

Unny: I know the code. Judge: Why is the name of the company that tried to maintain the peg in May 2021 kept confidential? Counsel: They asked for it. Judge: I'm about to say their name Company's outside counsel " Elliot Bacon" says the material is confidential

Can't know?

World Health Organisation: There are 25 health workers and 291 patients remaining in Al-Shifa, with several patient deaths having occurred over the previous 2 to 3 days due to the shutting down of medical services. Patients include 32 babies in extremely critical condition.

My all-time favorite Venn diagram 😆

breaking: the DoJ is seeking more than $4bn from Binance in a resolution to its years-long investigation. CZ faces possible criminal charges. scoop by Chris Strohm Ally Versprille & Olga Kharif on Terminal now 👇

Wow CZ to step down, plead guilty to money laundering violations Will appear in Seattle court today Binance as a company will also plead guilty, and pay $4.3B fine

The most successful RWA project that crypto has financed is the North Korean missile programme.

Looking forward to the sequel: litigating over two spaces after the period

This is my favorite "please stfu" judicial order:

This is pretty shocking. The LiP taxpayer quoted nine AI-generated (non-existent) Tribunal decisions on reasonable excuse. Felicity Harber v HMRC [2023] #Tax #Law #AI bailii.org/uk/cases/UKFTT…

Groundbreaking tax tribunal judgment out today - the first where a party used ChatGPT to find supporting caselaw:

Well that backfired. On both of them.

PWC, representing FTX Digital Markets, a subsidiary based in the Bahamas, has issued notices to certain customers. Supreme Court of Bahamas is going to liquidate some FTX's assets under their possession. That include $250m of real estate and 1.2bn of digital assets.

Every crypto creditor in every crypto bankruptcy ever

“I got a call from John saying he was writing songs again and would I like to get involved.  I said as long as there’s lots of Guitars on it, I’m in.” #SquireGallagher

Some emphatic wins recently at the Cottage, but this was probably the best performance of the season? Both for the response and the way the team saw the game out. Pretty faultless across the park but think Bassey deserves a mention, thought he was superb. #FFC

Sisyphus when he’s allowed to work from home.