“Good morning, my neighbors!!” “Hey, fuck you!” “Yes, yes. Fuck you too!”

The older I get and the farther in my career I go, the more I realize how deadly accurate “Office Space” was.

"And that's how I met your mother"

Prior to today’s game, the Yankees made the following roster moves: • Placed LHP Ryan Yarbrough on the 15-day injured list (retroactive to 6/20) with a right oblique strain. • Recalled LHP Jayvien Sandridge (#88) from Triple-A Scranton/Wilkes-Barre.

The #NYR Broadcast Team. Congrats, Kenny and Dave!

DJ LeMahieu's Yankee career is over

The booze is flowing, the Quaaludes have kicked in and Charo is horny. Happy Friday Folks!

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