What is this crawling down my garden path? Nearly as long as a brick height

One for Electric Blue🧢🖌 ? m.facebook.com/story.php?stor… Saab 9-3 Sportwagon, only top miles 🙀

With Labour confirming yesterday that 16/17 year olds will get the vote in future GEs, maybe the opposition parties should send this out as a reminder that voting for fantasy Labour economics which sound so great when you are young, will come back and bite them as they get older

It’s OK, this is a Government for growth Growth in borrowing, growth in taxation - we’re all f****d bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

This is going to costs us billions as Labour fall over themselves to be at the front of the queue dishing out the money bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

Come to Norfolk they said, it will be sunny 😎 Yeah right. Track’s as slippery as one of.⁦⁦⁦Dogknob1⁩ eels

Happy birthday Erol, Stanley and Erik, 8 years old today 🎂🐟

At the end of a tough day sunbathing, the tortoises park up in their separate garages 😎

I have to take breaks from X because the more I understand what’s going on around me, the more depressed I get 😵‍💫 Sometimes burying your head in the sand seems to be the smart thing 🫣

Next level barbecue design

Well that’s embarrassing - bring back Ginetta Juniors

The thin edge of the wedge? Stay over at your parents’ place at Christmas and they’ll want to tax that too. Bring a friend home after a night out, prepare for a visit from the local council to collect. Someone really doesn’t you want you to travel 😱

Facebook memory thing of when I got 5 and the bonus ball 😜 facebook.com/632862166/post…?

Great day out at Followers’ Day with ⁦Robert Allotment cat,now helped by Janet & Amanda⁩ today, well worth the journey 😺

Dave the stoner enjoying the catnip we got today at .⁦Robert Allotment cat,now helped by Janet & Amanda⁩ Followers’ Day 🙀