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โšพ๏ธ Satire and parody of the New York media run by @LibrarianJoe_ ๐ŸŽญFeatured on: the Today Show, Barstool Sports, MLB Network, WFAN, and Michael Kay Show.

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Clay Holmes in his second longest scoreless streaks since being traded to the Yankees:

2022:
4/9 - 6/18 โ€” 31 IP

2024:
3/28 - 5/1 โ€” 15 IP

Clay Holmes in his second longest scoreless streaks since being traded to the Yankees: 2022: 4/9 - 6/18 โ€” 31 IP 2024: 3/28 - 5/1 โ€” 15 IP
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John Cena says President Obama wanted him to break the news Osama Bin Laden was killed:

โ€œI was in the middle of a match with the Miz when the ref, Mike Chioda, told me the President called Vince and he wanted me to announce we killed Bin Laden,โ€ Cena told TMZ Wednesdayโ€ฆ

John Cena says President Obama wanted him to break the news Osama Bin Laden was killed: โ€œI was in the middle of a match with the Miz when the ref, Mike Chioda, told me the President called Vince and he wanted me to announce we killed Bin Laden,โ€ Cena told TMZ Wednesdayโ€ฆ
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Juan Soto talking about Dean Kremer not liking the shuffle or the home run, showing you can have pride after a loss, is something the Yankees have lacked.

After losses, we've either gotten:

A) Sad puppy dog faces.
B) Lethargic Aaron Boone quotes.

Soto brings something soโ€ฆ

Juan Soto talking about Dean Kremer not liking the shuffle or the home run, showing you can have pride after a loss, is something the Yankees have lacked. After losses, we've either gotten: A) Sad puppy dog faces. B) Lethargic Aaron Boone quotes. Soto brings something soโ€ฆ
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Aaron Boone on Yankees offensive woes:

โ€œI read this crazy stat. I think Jomboy texted me it. Something along the lines of, if we score fewer runs than the opponent, we havenโ€™t won those games. We need to work on that.โ€

Aaron Boone on Yankees offensive woes: โ€œI read this crazy stat. I think Jomboy texted me it. Something along the lines of, if we score fewer runs than the opponent, we havenโ€™t won those games. We need to work on that.โ€
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Clarke Schmidt has been a valuable cog in the Yankees pitching machine.

Schmidt has a 3.19 ERA across 31 IP.

Schmidt's start against the Orioles may have been his best, considering who it was against.

5.2 IP of one-run ball against a team whose .765 OPS is third in MLB and 120โ€ฆ

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Trevor Bauer and Rachel Luba blocked me on here, and New York Porch Sports

They want the bright lights of MLB but canโ€™t handle a broke ass librarian and his little meme page ๐Ÿคฃ

Trevor Bauer and Rachel Luba blocked me on here, and @nyporchsport They want the bright lights of MLB but canโ€™t handle a broke ass librarian and his little meme page ๐Ÿคฃ
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Teams are making excuses for why they lost against the Yankees.

They may be back.

The last two days are how you respond to an ugly loss that bummed a lot of us out โ€” justifiably so.

Thirty-six runs in a three-game set is wild. You can't blame defensive miscues on that. Theโ€ฆ

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Aaron Judge texted Jeff McNeil after controversial slide goes against the Brewers:

โ€œHe messaged me Sunday night while I was out to dinner. He was like, โ€œDid you see my slide against your old buddies? Was it clean?โ€ Judge is a funny guy. You see why the Yankees made him captain.โ€

Aaron Judge texted Jeff McNeil after controversial slide goes against the Brewers: โ€œHe messaged me Sunday night while I was out to dinner. He was like, โ€œDid you see my slide against your old buddies? Was it clean?โ€ Judge is a funny guy. You see why the Yankees made him captain.โ€
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Yankees have โ€œunfair monetary advantage,โ€ says Brewers manager Pat Murphy:

โ€œWe gave up football scores on back-to-back nights, and Iโ€™d love to know what Manfred will do about that,โ€ Murphy said.

โ€œGeorge Steinbrenner has thrown his money around since I was a boy, and now, here I

Yankees have โ€œunfair monetary advantage,โ€ says Brewers manager Pat Murphy: โ€œWe gave up football scores on back-to-back nights, and Iโ€™d love to know what Manfred will do about that,โ€ Murphy said. โ€œGeorge Steinbrenner has thrown his money around since I was a boy, and now, here I
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Orioles hold press conference announcing Jackson Holliday has been sent down.

โ€œThis isnโ€™t a Jo Addell situation,โ€ Holliday said.

Orioles hold press conference announcing Jackson Holliday has been sent down. โ€œThis isnโ€™t a Jo Addell situation,โ€ Holliday said.
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Jose Trevino has a 126 wRC+.

He's hitting .273/.347/.409 in 49 PA.

Do the Yankees start Trevino more in the future?

He and Austin Wells have split playing time, but the results in this tiny sample size have been there. For a team that has been a Jekyll and Hyde from one gameโ€ฆ

Jose Trevino has a 126 wRC+. He's hitting .273/.347/.409 in 49 PA. Do the Yankees start Trevino more in the future? He and Austin Wells have split playing time, but the results in this tiny sample size have been there. For a team that has been a Jekyll and Hyde from one gameโ€ฆ
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Aaron Boone rips Yankees following series split to Oakland Athletics:

โ€œThe fans would rather pay attention to the draft, and we played like we did too.โ€

Aaron Boone rips Yankees following series split to Oakland Athletics: โ€œThe fans would rather pay attention to the draft, and we played like we did too.โ€
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Giants commit to Daniel Jones, sources tell NYP Sports:

โ€œThe thought inside the room is they have Dan penciled in for the next decade.โ€

Giants commit to Daniel Jones, sources tell NYP Sports: โ€œThe thought inside the room is they have Dan penciled in for the next decade.โ€
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Aroldis Chapman talks humor in blowing saves:

โ€œItโ€™s pretty funny when you think about it,โ€ Chapman said after giving up a homer to former Yankees teammate Gary Sanchez.

โ€œMy teammates are on the field the whole time, then, here I come, after being on TikTok all game. The wholeโ€ฆ

Aroldis Chapman talks humor in blowing saves: โ€œItโ€™s pretty funny when you think about it,โ€ Chapman said after giving up a homer to former Yankees teammate Gary Sanchez. โ€œMy teammates are on the field the whole time, then, here I come, after being on TikTok all game. The wholeโ€ฆ
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Tony Khan, the Jacksonville Jaguars chief football strategy officer, brutally assaulted by thugs ahead of NFL Draft.

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