I HAD TO FIND THE SCIENTIFIC REASON WHY MISS DREEMURR AND HOLIDAY ARE BUILT LIKE THAT - ! ALSO THAT LAST THING IS BASED AND I HAVE NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF

It’s time to see which one of you plebeians are worthy of becoming Berdly’s GAMER GIRL (or boy) QUEEN - ! Like + RT + Comment to see if you’re a TRUE gamer !

You want Berdly to wash his cock ? Psh! And get rid of his intoxicating gamer musk that he’s worked so hard to build up - ?! You must be even dumber than you look !

“ Shower? And get rid of my AURA I’ve worked so hard to build ?! “ “ That would be so incredibly unbased - “

PLAPPED by a gamer god !

DO NOT DISTURB THE GAMER GOD - ! ! He is currently in day three of his gooning marathon, and cannot risk any distractions pulling him away from his dick-pumping ! This is how gamers recharge, you know? How else do you expect him to have the energy to climb the ranked ladder !

Sorry, Kris. Looks like I just added your mom to my friends list ~

“ . . . Noelle I’m so sorry but I’m going to have to fuck your mother - “

Gasp - “ Noelle! My queen of intelligence! Are you. . . ? “ “ Volunteering to take her place ~ ? “

“ I’m sorry what was that - ? “

“ Stand back and watch my irresistible rizz in action - “ Spams everyone DMs with dick pics they didn’t ask for -

𝐆𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐞𝐲𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐲, 𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐭. ♡ + ↺ + 🖼️ = 𝐇𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮. 8+ = 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬 10 = 𝐃𝐌.

Everybody laughs at Berdly until he whips out his TWELVE INCH GAMER COCK - ! Their tone changes pretty quickly after that -

Berdly’s looking for his GAMER GIRL QUEEN - ! Like + RT + Comment a picture to figure out your rating -

You just got cucked by a 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐑 !!!

She clearly heard that Berdly was coming over for a study session ~

Ermmmmmmm because she’s always hoping he shows up 😏

Leave him alone! He’s studying! . . . . fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap -

My beloved gamer girl queen 💙

Yes my love I would die for a chance to bestow a kiss upon your lips