I'm sure this will hurt Republican fee fees.

Relatable

I'm just going to optimize this one line of code.

Today I'm happier than I already usually am that I voted for Biden. If he'd just gotten TFG out of office, dayenu. But today's announcement? Hell yeah.

Wife: [excitedly tells me the news] Self: Oh my god! Has anybody made a "Dank Brandon" joke yet? Wife: Literally everybody! Self: Shoot.

It's nice to see that Avatar from Ralph Bakshi's "Wizards" is still getting work

Genius

Little Bobby Tables

I don't know why my brain does these things to me, but

I am particularly enjoying today's episode of British politics because I interpret "fracking" as a made-up swear word spectator.co.uk/article/what-e…

America!

Welp, now I have to add an exception to my formerly unassailable theory that cryptocurrency provides no useful services to humanity

William Carlos Williams's choice to write a poem that was less than 280 characters long turned out to be surprisingly consequential to his legacy.

I'm currently kicking the tires over at @[email protected].

So, yeah, that does it for me providing free content or eyeballs for this website. For any of my friends and colleagues still reading this, please consider doing the same. Mastodon's pretty nice, actually, c'mon over.