What it looks like when a nurse is working from home and not getting any triage calls: “I wonder if I can still do a backhand spring” Spoiler alert: I can’t.

Today I learned that I’m not a fan of Mediterranean food... 😷

“Keep calm, stay strong, and carry on” #AFP #AAFP #WeAreInThisTogether

Why am I craving a burger from McDonald’s right now. Seriously.

I do. Not. Need. More stuff from SHEIN. I do not. I will step away from the credit card. Definitely.

Today I decided to be an idiot and make a homemade concoction of a hydrating hair mask. Now I have an equally dry head of hair, the only difference is it smells like mayo 😷

How come today’s not Friday though

“Geez I’m so overly tired what’s my deal” Well, the fact that I took 20mg melatonin about 30 minutes ago might have something to do with it I forgot I took it 🥴

My dad’s PCP took blood yesterday to test for COVID-19 antibodies to see if that’s possibly what he was extremely sick with in December. Results should take a few days from my understanding!

Both statements are true 😂

What can I buy next to make me feel better about myself instead of eat better and exercise?

Let’s swap Palliative Med out in notes: “Family isnt ready for Cardiology” “Pt is on Neurology” “Pt is doing Infectious Disease” “I’m going to have the cardiologist see you.What time works for you? 1p? Ok I’ll tell the cardiologist u want to head to the cath lab at 1pm” #hpm

No one told me having a 4.5lb chihuahua would be like having a sassy toddler who runs the household. I wasn’t ready.

oNcOLogY iS bOrInG

#NurseTwitter, things you wish you were told before starting NP school? 🙃

Jesus, We need YOU now.