Thank you all for supporting our indie art during the strike!

I invested in Bitcoin and all I got was despair and regret. And irregular bowel movements.

Anyone wanna cast me in a horror movie? I’d make a great Final Girl. 😏 (but I’ll also run topless and covered in blood through the woods while being chased by a serial killer. I’m a simple gal 🔪 🩸 😂)

Missouri, THE Lloyd Kaufman is about to be in you. Make sure you show him and the ᴛʀᴏᴍᴀ ᴇɴᴛᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴᴍᴇɴᴛ some toxic love! #Missouri Alamo Springfield alamostl 𝐓𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐚 𝐍𝐎𝐖! #meetandgreet #GiveTromaAChance

i have a pornographic memory

bro highschool does not prepare you for adulting this stuff is hard

2011: GOP is trying to repeal Obamacare 2017: GOP is trying to repeal Obamacare 2023: GOP is trying to repeal Obamacare 2274: Moonscreen, visible from half the Earth, is broadcasting the Galactic Old Partitron’s indefatigable messaging: GOP is trying to repeal Obamacare

Giving thanks to Fair to Midland for all the music. This year I couldn't stop listening to Musical Chairs. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/1GfzxrT…

It's just not Christmas until Tom Atkins has been shot through the eggnog.

Today is Ted Danson’s birthday.

I mean..

I've been wanting to die since I knew I could.

I’m not the only one seeing this, right? ❤️💛💙

#Tacos are life 🌮

I was brought into this world against my will, and I'll be damned if I leave it the same way.

"That aroma would start a windmill on an old Dutch painting." -Johnny Carson I'm sure that phrase had been said before, but I was watching old Tonight Show clips and I had never heard it.

Most of what this overrated orange troll says is dangerous, but this is towards the top of the list. This is an open threat to our democracy, and he has to be stopped. #Harris2024 to #SaveOurDemocracy

People complaining that rdj has two mcu roles LIKE THIS GUY DOESNT

Baffled by the constantly moving goalposts for womanhood. Just say you have zero media literacy and keep your transphobic opinions to yourself. Have a good day 👍🏻

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