Happy Friday, assholes 😘

“Can you believe I triggered him so much he put on an apron and pretended to cook fries 🍟 at McDonalds?”

Happy Friday to everyone except Hitler

Happy Friday to everyone except these unrepentant fuckwads

Get out and vote blue, you hooligans

Good god, the amount of people who think this is fake Melania is concerning

Sorry, friends. I don’t know if I can muster a ‘happy Friday’ today

Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆 Here’s an idea I floated a long while back: what if we got a massive amount of volunteers to semi-temporarily move to red states in order to take back the next election? We could call it #Project2028

Touch grass? Nah bitch we’re touching stoves now

I took a nap and had the craziest dream that Matt fucking Gaetz was appointed as AG 😂😂😂

Come find me under bluer skies, assholes 😘 It was a wild ride, Twitter.

It’s a happier Friday elsewhere

Beyotches, go follow me on Bluesky

Happy Thanksgiving, assholes

Happy Friday to everyone except that lying beyotch Stephen Miller

Happy Friday to everyone except Sean Hannity

Happy Friday to everyone except Lindsey Graham

shape & drape slim fit

Merry Christmas, you filthy animals

Happy first Friday of the year, assholes 😘