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My VP and I after ruining some Baird analyst’s MDW with diligence requests

Ah fuck

LIRR to Montauk today was like the Spaniard but sober

Due to personal reasons I will be boiling the fuck out of the ocean for the foreseeable future

Started getting really into planes recently which pretty much supports my MD’s autism allegations

Old staffer used to measure our hairlines once a week and if they were too low he’d shove a thinkpad up our ass

Wedding season, or as my parents put it, when the fuck are you going to get on with your life

Pretty upset at my grandfather for not buying manhattan real estate in the 60s

LMM pe associates after getting a reflective vest at the site visit

David Guetta being 57 makes me reevaluate life

Really have to tone down the kill myself jokes in front of the interns

Reminder to all summer analysts to please keep deodorant in your desk

Don’t know who needs to hear this but data centers are not fueling the wastewater management industry

Me after Goldman ghosted me after my superday

Baird CIMs

MOM IM ON A WORK CALL STOPPPP

Monitoring the situation from here

If I get drafted will the US Army pro rate my bonus?

Wachtell, Lipton, Rosen and Katz rn

Putting a picture of Jamie Dimon in my helmet for WW3