SOURCES: Madison Taylor is your 2025 Tewaaraton Award winner, much to the dismay of the lamestream lacrosse media. #CrownMaddyT

Lamestream lacrosse media can suck it. Wouldn’t know a magic season if it walked right up to them and said “Hi I’m a magic season” #MaddyWillBeBack

Hey Tewaaraton foundation, care to explain your criteria for the winner. Because if it’s having a sister on the team then the Smithers or the miles sisters should’ve won. #DoBetterTewaaratonFoundation

Look at what Chloe Humphrey is up to after winning a Mickey Mouse tewaaraton. Maddy Taylor would never. #DoBetterChloeHumphrey

NU Lax may have deleted this story, but the sentiment remains perfect. Maddy Taylor magic revenge season 🔜 #MaddyTWillBeBack

Whoever has the keys to 淄博上门/淄博约炮/淄博附近/淄博学生妹/淄博兼职/淄博楼凤’s account please relinquish them back to my Goat’s mother. Otherwise you will face extreme hellfire, the likes of which have never been seen. #IStandWithScane

Maddy E and Maddy T under one roof is gonna feed families. Magic season part 2 incoming #EpketoKresge

They call me the guru for a reason, I had it first. #DoBetterLamestreamLacrosseMedia #TheOneTrueGuru

.Henry Frieman Yanyan Li why are you losing out on this earth-shattering scoop about Maddie E to someone who is in the middle of nowhere covering badminton. #TheLakeShowDeservesBetter

Point at the camera if you want to experience a magic season with the Lake Show. Olivia Adamson, you know what to do. #JoinUsOlivia

What are they doing? Why aren't they protesting the robbery Madison Taylor experienced at the hands of the Tewaaraton Foundation? #CrownMaddyT

Kelly Amonte Hiller would never mix business with pleasure #DoBetterPennState

This house settlement will finally see the members of Northwestern Lax earn their fair share for their contributions to the Lake Show. Expect Tewaaraton snub Maddy T to be the highest paid athlete in the nation - any sport men’s or women’s, that’s how deep NU’s bag is #GiveHerTheBag

Jenika Cuocco is the best goalie in the country. She’s now a Wildcat. Kelly doesn’t rebuild she reloads. #KellyDontMiss

.Nineth Kanieski Koso and Isaiah Steinberg you two claim to be some of the finest young journalists out there but neither of you have said a peep about The Lake Show’s impact portal additions. What a shambolic showing #DoBetterNinethKK #DoBetterIsaiahSteinberg

Annabel Child and Jenika Cuocco have that Wildcat mentality. Very excited to see them win a national championship in Evanston next spring! #CantStopDaCats

The New York Knicks requested permission to interview Northwestern coach Kelly Amonte Hiller but were denied, inside sources tell the guru.