IT’S MATCHDAY!

The only way I feel we can win today is if Almiron scores... no one else

Dubravka, Manquillo, Dummett, Fernandez, Clark, Willems, Shelvey, Hayden, Almiron, Joelinton, Saint-Maximin Subs: Darlow, Schar, Gayle, Krafth, Atsu, Longstaff, Matthew Longstaff

I could cry

Apparently we’re favourites to sign Morelos?🥴 Rangers value him at £40m

Back with a bang. #NUFC

For the record, this page has changed hands. Hopefully I can continue to provide you’s with more horrendous patter with a bit of a sexier feel. Dead sexy stuff like Steve Bruce on holiday. Ugh, Steve.

TEAM-NEWS 🚨 HWTL! ⚫️⚪️

Tins in. Toons on. Happy Monday. Alexa play local hero.

Think I’d rather bath me Dad than watch #NUFC from now on. Turgid. Sackless. Shite. Ruined me week once again.

I think he fancies it lads and lasses.

💔

We look tastier the day mind. Been singing Blaydon Races all morning so am in the mood for a win laaaaaads

Inject this into my veins babaaaaay

Mental how this kid is obviously named after our saviour Shola Ameobi.

Who calls their bairn after Shola Ameobi man

Champions league football just hits different. How long until we hear that sweet sweet anthem again at St James’ Park?

Spurs have well and truly lost the plot😳