The past couple Uber drivers I've had spent 5 minutes chatting with me before trying to indoctrinate me into a cult. There is something in the water here.

everything's fine!

『赤いドレスを身に纏う』 いつまでも踊っていたい

Whenever my phone camera doesn't recognize me, i mutter "i don't either buddy"

bro, you’re fine. you just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine

You’re a fake ass chiller bro I can sense your ambitious nature

"you look lonely ken. i can fix that"

I woke up feeling like the Grinch and then my personal trainer called me to give me a camping stove so I'm not microwaving every meal. Christmas is real, my heart grew 3x in size, etc.

what's wrong?

How many people in your life are still rooting for you, despite the fact that you are somewhat unlikable? Consider that next time you are at the cinema.

Taco Bell will always be better than Chipotle because Chipotle aspires to be respectable Mexican food when you’re better off just going to a mid taco truck. Taco Bell aspires to be dogshit fast food and occasionally achieves greatness in its field.

It's my birthday! Here are some of the palettes I've made as a gift to you all.