Methylene Blue Rabbit Hole // A THREAD

Talking to my manager about having kids soon and he asked how old I was, then he started to tick like a clock. Wot mean?

Beware these words, Australians "it will be necessary for the school to consider whether the student is a mature minor"

As a Brit, I feel robbed of not having Thanks Gibbing

Tiny Elon forgives you

V good snaxx

No girl should have both: 1. A boyfriend 2. A guy best friend.

Trying to read shopping list and all I can see is Sucker Dildo Daughter. Dafuq

Everyone wants a high sexy drive girl, until you get home at 10pm after a 16 hour day and she wants to fuck.

Thank you Food Pyramid.

Where are all these old men? I got bills

If you are a Conservative parent with Liberal children, you have failed

How do you render lard

Brb. Entering my Paulina era

So what?

Man asked if I was German. I saluted like hitler and said nein. Making sure he will never approach me again.

I make a killer chocolate cake 🤌🤌