Nothing like a work mandated party!

We have Monday greys instead of Monday blues here in the UK.

Throwback to the time I booked a car with Avis Car Rental only to find this when I got there 😂 14 December 2021

That awkward moment when you file a deed poll application to change your last name and then you see your family name trending on X 👀 #Bajwa

The drinking stops when your phone drops

That's my babe right there!

Kis colour ki chaddi pehnay ho?

Blue Monday... what Blue Monday? #inspiringworkspace #boostmorale #bluemonday💙

Is Melania giving Michael Jackson? Annie are you okay?

How do you penalise an AI assistant for being late to a meeting?

It’s 5 am and all I want is a samosa

Somebody very important called me an innovator today. Day made.

Urge the UK government to call for an immediate restart of an enduring ceasefire and an end to Israel’s genocide against Palestinians in Gaza now. Add your name here: amnesty.org.uk/actions/restar…

This British Steel “debate” is not much of a debate, is it, if both sides agree the government should take over Scunthorpe?

It’s just the simple truth, there is plenty of evidence for the genuinely curious.

Bread knife - a quick wipe with the kitchen roll and away it goes. That’s all it wants. That’s all it needs.

I’m in trouble. Yesterday, she woke up, she had dreamt of me giving another girl piggyback rides. She was pissy all morning. Today I woke up, I had dreamt another girl had said I love you to me. Now I actually feel guilty.

Quite some time back, I wrote a poem for my partner, called, "Life is a sine wave". I've just published the second part, almost 10 years later - if you care for a read: nubeals.medium.com/life-is-a-sine…

Another Week, Another Marketing Apocalypse (This Time It's Zero-Click Searches) open.substack.com/pub/nubeals/p/…

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