a customer couldn't decide between two desserts and her boyfriend said "just get both, it's your day" and I was like "omg is it your birthday??" and she said "no, he says that every day"

if you post a video on social media making fun of your patients body fluids you deserve to be fired and never see patients ever again

These are the people who made fun of women's bodily fluid. They have all been fired.

someone tweeted “what will they blame autism on if they can’t blame vaccines anymore”. women. they will blame women.

I believe this to be a wig, as chemotherapy can cause hair loss. No shame in wearing one.

I’ll send this young man and his family to the MLB World Series on me. Oh and you just won an RV as well. #DadofYearWinsThatone Barstool Sports

His action to give back the ball was a deescalation. Shows wisdom in front of his son.

Brilliant.

What?! 🤔 😂

No baby that was Cher

Most problems come from not putting people in their place the first time they try you.

Verbal abuse is abuse.

I believe he was arrested 14 times, which is clearly not a lack of police officers, rather judges who let these criminals walk free the first 13 times. Let's call it what it is.

Manipulators count on you to forget previous examples when put on the spot. That's why they ask this question during an argument. Most people will draw a blank, and they count on this to "disprove" your valid grievances. This is also how you can recognize those types of people.

Proving our point right away

being a baby must be scary,imagine sleeping at home & you wake up at TJ maxx

“he’s a father and a husband” a lot of bad people are fathers and husbands. most of them actually.

There's no advantage to being poor.

The best memory of 2020 was how animals returned to the streets while humans were in quarantine

“i’m 27 years old, i’ve no money and no prospects. i’m already a burden to my parents, and i’m frightened” is as relevant today as when jane austen wrote it in 1813