Unless stopped by court, Oklahoma history teachers will soon be required to teach conspiracy theory the 2020 election was stolen from President Trump. Also, Easter Bunny, Santa Claus & Lucky Charms leprechaun.

Animal Welfare Society in WV celebrates 73rd anniversary this weekend by hosting “Bark in the Park” fundraiser. Surely to be more successful than last year’s “Maul at the Mall.”

Trump’s response to LA standoff: All I hear playing is “Ohio” by CSNY.

Funny!…

Even a broken escalator is still stairs. #Optimism.

Orange barrels are the dandelions of a highway (swear to God)…..

Today is Summer Solstice—the longest day of the year, which gives me more time to disappoint my family.

There is nothing more brave then going out there and telling people what you can and can’t believe about butter.

The movie “JAWS” turns 50. You know what that means….

A movie/grocery item cross-promotion we don’t need…..

Ha!

Scientists in California & Alaska discover three new species of spiders on the ocean floor. Then promptly squashed them w/ shoe.

ON THIS DAY 2019- Over 5,000 smuggled turtles discovered in suitcase at Malaysian airport. It was a hard shell.

Today is National PTSD Awareness Day. Use tact when shouting “SURPRISE!”

A good source of high blood sugar!…

Witscript can write jokes that make you laugh. If you want jokes, isn't that enough? undark.org/2025/07/21/ai-…

It's sad that rock legend, Ozzy Osbourne passed away. I give Ozzy a lot of credit for getting clean and living a healthy lifestyle. In fact, during his later years, he switched to only organic bats.

My Father: Don't drive any farther than you want to walk home. Me: Walking home.

Ha!