All this #europeansuperleague shite made me think of this

.Manchester United

might not be true but I’m going with the story that Barry Maguire had Woodward in a headlock in his office whilst Shaw was smashing his desk up with a baseball bat

A Statement From Your Club Arsenal #AFC 🔴

👋

utdreport You certainly aren’t welcome at Old Trafford you ugly vermin bastard

No bother let’s just score 6 like the good old days

Epic lawyer: "There might have been an implication that showing Peely without a suit might have been inappropriate. [Lawyer shows a picture of naked Peely in court.] "Is there anything inappropriate about Peely without clothes?” Weissinger: “It’s just a banana, ma’am."

play this on repeat for the rest of my life x.com/oli_v3r/status…

If you go into cardiac arrest, without a defibrillator, you have a 7% chance of survival. If a defibrillator is on the patient within 3 mins, the chances of survival is over 70%. Every school, university, workplace, recreational place should have one. They should be everywhere.

Waking up like

🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

If we look at the positives I will never experience pain like that again in my life

Give me Rashford, Sancho & Saka every day of the week over these racist morons. My England is Southgate’s inclusive England. Not the booer’s. Not the vandals’. Definitely not the racist’s. England will win eventually but these people will always be losers.

We win together and we lose together. So proud to have teammates with such top character. Takes huge bollocks just to volunteer. As for the racism, hurtful but not surprising. Will never get bored of saying that more needs to be done. Educate and control the platforms!✊🏽

First time I've ever seen this clip. Just spat my coffee out. 🤣 RIP Sean Lock

Ball don’t lie

Despite having Stage 4 stomach cancer, Justin Hardy is the second-leading scorer for WashU Basketball. "This is me living my life regardless of the circumstances. If this isn't beating it, I don't know what is."

I’m no fan of The Queen but meeting Liz Truss and then immediately dying is a move I respect.

My favourite lesson from Ted Lasso ❤️ x.com/deccanspider/s…