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@nrmstone

The leeches kiss
The squids' embrace
The prurient apes' defiling touch
And do you like the human race?
No, not much

Phaemons dog was right.

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Yes friends, we live in a world where a decision to stop killing children and bombing hospitals and schools for a short time can be called immoral.

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Dutton has been considering naming Scooter as shadow assistant treasurer or shadow finance minister but has since discovered that Morrison already secretly held these positions.

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Reports are filtering through that X - formerly Twitter - is experiencing “a rapid unscheduled disassembly”

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Intelligence sources that missed the biggest single attack on Israel do however know where the attacks are directed from.

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White House says it has intelligence that Hamas was using a Gaza hospital to run military operations.

It appears that the evidence was found right next to the dossier outlining Saddam Hussein's possession of weapons of mass destruction.

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The Centre for Public Integrity has found that companies that make political donations are more than twice as likely to win government contracts.

In other news the Foundation for the Exhaustive Investigation of the Fucking Obvious has found that night follows day and vice versa.

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Why do we need a misinformation bill when there's already a voluntary code.

A brief look at Meta, X , Microsoft and Google shows how brilliantly that is working.

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ANZ chief executive Shayne Elliott said Australians were “muddling through” the challenging economic conditions. With a cash profit of $7.4bn. and a personal salary of $Mill 5.5 he's doing a bit of quality muddling himself.

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Australia’s sovereign wealth fund, the Future Fund, has invested more than $90m in weapons manufacturer Raytheon Technologies.

There's that little bit of Skippy and a jolly good profit for us all in every laser guided missile blasting little children to the shithouse.

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Apparently One Nation has sent out fundraising emails suggesting that the Greens are trying to “shut Pauline Hanson down”.

Astonishingly this is not something they approve of.

Try as I might I really can't see a downside and I'm hoping that she is permanently de-barked.

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Opposition home affairs spokesperson, James Paterson, has attacked Labor for obeying the law regarding refugee detention.

This is a dangerous precedent for Australian governments that have always disregarded all laws and just used refugees as political footballs.

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Optus CEO, Kelly Bayer Rosmarin, says that the large scale lengthy outage yesterday was due to some computer fuck up somewhere and that it was now fixed so SHUT UP.

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And in England a man with over 2,800 diamonds in his fucking stupid hat has made a speech about the cost of living crisis.

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Rejected former Prime Minister, Little Johnny Howard, says he has trouble with the concept of 'multiculturalism'.
This is not surprising in a man who has also had trouble with concepts such as truth, war crimes, exploitation of the powerless and racial equality.

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Gotcha churnalism from the ABC repeatedly urging Albo to say if he trusted Ji Jinping or not.
On consideration I probably wouldn't trust Ji but I most certainly don't trust the ABC.

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There are far more effective laws concerning the killing of wild ducks than the killing of children in war.

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A Coles spokesperson said bag check policies were standard across the retail industry.
So apparently if barstardry is standard it's OK.

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Anyone who's surprised that Netanyahu attacked 'safe spaces' in Gaza needs to look up the meaning of genocide.

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