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I mourn that we will never see a Wahlberg led Titanic

I could be wrong but I don’t think a horse ever trapped anyone in the buggy and then caught on fire

I've talked about all of these but never with my barber and I consider those the best conversations I have so I would revise the below qualifications to the following: 1. Be human. 2. Have a sincere interest in another human. 3. Be able to communicate.

You’re forgetting the bait and tackle/guns and ammo/book store/tanning salon

Drink your coffee. Pray for your pastor. Go to church.

Been anxious about something all day. I was reviewing the everything for our service tonight and had forgotten that one of the readings is Luke 12:22-34. In God’s kindness, I got to read it by myself in quiet meditation. Fear not, little flock, indeed.

Some tell the President to DM me. I’ve got some really good news that’s going to absolutely change his life.

The only thing William Plumer produced that is more impressive than his work on the Psalms is this immaculate vibe

Being friends with Derek Rishmawy and Roy McDaniel while they’re getting in the PSA fray feels like being Ben Affleck in Good Will Hunting. My boys ah wicked smaht

Now imagining the Pope staying up late on Friday nights playing COD with the guys

I don't think anyone really wants a Cracker Barrel rebrand. Modernizing seems pretty contrary to the whole vibe of the place.

Community note here is brutal

The very existence of "phones in school" discourse can distract us from the insanity of the idea of the first place. There's a frog-boiling effect but imagine in 2007 if you were like "btw I think kids should be able to watch infinite amounts of 10second videos all through class"