Imagine this, only with chickens. x.com/KTVBJoe/status…

Just resquawking to let you know that, while I might be mostly quiet in this post-parody world, I'm still around. x.com/NPRmageddon/st…

This is how a 'professional massage service' works. buzzfeednews.com/article/katien…

For the record, they don't make chickens at the "chicken plant." heraldsun.com/news/politics-…

OH MY GOD THERE GOES AUNT NORMA AND UNCLE JIM AND MY CHILDHOOD SWEETHEART VERONICA x.com/JacobFenston/s…

This woman is doing the Lord's work.

I got stories.

Imagine this, Kelsey Proud , only with chickens.

Very, very conflicted here

You know what I haven't seen on #GameofThrones ? Chickens. Not one chicken, and we know how to stick 'em with the pointy end, too.

Replay of today's Kentucky Derby: m.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo58N7…

Some of you have asked how I feel about the whole Cohen/fried chicken thing, and I have to say I have no comment because I'm still sitting Shiva.

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This is WRONG on WRONG on WRONG.

This is like asking me whether Grandpa or Aunt June tasted better.

Rumors of my demise are greatly exaggerated. Or perhaps they're not. What do I know? I'm a CHICKEN.

Just because.

It cracks me up that Buzzfeed calls this "chicken shaming." It's actually "CHICKEN EXCLAIMING!" buzzfeed.com/francescaarea/…