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joyce (@henloitsjoyce) 's Twitter Profile Photo

went on a first date, man asked me what my 'elon price is' aka how much would it take for me to have babies with elon, while in a relationship with him no one can save this city anymore istg

OnlyCFO (@onlycfo) 's Twitter Profile Photo

We just cancelled our Salesforce contract. We are building it with AI. RIP legacy SaaS…. Btw we are a 10 person company with 3 customers

IT Unprofessional (@it_unprofession) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Our CFO asked me to "audit" our software subscriptions last week. He sent me a spreadsheet with 200 rows. Slack, Zoom, Jira, Notion, Trello, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. He wanted me to survey the team to see which tools were essential. I told him: "Surveys are for people who

BowTiedPhys (@bowtiedphys) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It’s been said here before but worth repeating. Especially today. If your parents are on the older side like mine - think in terms of visits left. Not years. Not sure how many times that’ll be. May be many more. May be only a few more. May even be the last this Christmas. I

🅿️ (@the_p_god) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Nobody: Guy who moved to SF: you gotta visit man. It’s sick. The bars & restaurants close at 9! But the parties. Mid. Lake Tahoe is only 3 to 8 hours away! The people. Tech bros & VCs. The weather is always mild. It’s sick. We’ll go on the best hike man. I’ll buy you a ticket!

Techsaleshackz (@techsaleshackz) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Met a young tech sales lad in the sauna this morning 2025 grad, Crowdstrike sdr "I have 3 friends in NYC doing investment banking. Tech Sales is by far the best route to go after college. Similar money and way less hours" He's an Enterprise SDR Said his whole team is over

Kyle Asay (@kyleasay_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

“That which is measured improves. That which is measured and reported improves exponentially.” - Karl Pearson, mathematician (died in 1936).

Amanda Goodall (@thejobchick) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Another 400 job cuts at Workday. Right on schedule. The company says it’s cutting 2% of its workforce to “focus on priorities,” even as the move pressures margins this quarter and for the full year. “Priorities” is doing a lot of work here, right? Context matters here:

Jared Sleeper (@jaredsleeper) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Headcounts for assorted companies: Salesforce: 87,415 ServiceNow: 32,378 Workday: 23,234 Zoom: 12,743 Docusign: 8,403 OpenAI: 7,112 Okta: 7,064 UiPath: 5,096 Sprinklr: 4,368 Anthropic: 4,178 Yes, UiPath still has more employees than Anthropic. Infer from that what you will.

Ryan Cohen (@ryancohen) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The Hollow Men American capitalism is rotting from the head down. We have replaced the "Owner-Operator"—the risk-taker-with a new, parasitic class of corporate bureaucrat: The Risk-Free Insider. By "Insider," I am not referring to a specific title. I am referring to the entire