“Obsessed with these vibes” I say as I endlessly rewatch this video of schoolchildren cheering on a construction worker every time he shovels more dirt

wtf western dental do to this man 😭

They don’t make music like this anymore

heyyyy what are good ideas for some thoughts I could have

Your email did indeed find me well, but it left me a shell of the man I used to be.

My 8yo daughter met a girl at summer camp last year named "Internet." I said no way, that can't be her name but my daughter has been adamant. For almost a year we've been having this discussion. ANTOINETTE. I just found out her name is Antoinette.

Shared what I thought was a universally hilarious medieval cosplay TikTok on Slack this morning and the lack of replies is really making me regret it lol. 🤦🏻‍♀️

To avoid straining your eyes when you're continuously working, follow the 20-20-20 rule. After 20 minutes of work, look at something 20 feet away, then spend 20 years in the forest.

My child has been released

This is high art

"keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth" - me when everybody starts thirsting after harry styles during peak harry styles season

i will restart the entire song if u breathe too loud over my favorite part

WHY did Last Man On Earth end when it did!!?!?

One of my favorite lies to tell myself is that a blueberry muffin is substantially more nutritious than a chocolate chip muffin.

Harry Styles in sequin jumpsuits 🥵🙏🏻

Literally just realized that Snoop Dogg’s name is probably a reference to Snoopy and like wow did anyone else not make this connection or am I just dumb

Hello!

me in marilyn monroe’s iconic orange gucci look that she wore at the Governor’s Ball in 1955. 🧡 circa 2020

Lord grant me the beat boys and free my soul

No prob = no problem All good = continue as you are but you are dead to me