I was left at the table. I have just woken up. In my wasabi-induced food coma, I passed to a reality beyond time and understanding. A place so strange it defies rational belief. It took the worst timeline to achieve ecstacy. Then a talking coyote told me to find my soul mate?

He will. I've seen a reality where he does exactly this and it is very unpleasant.

"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked grok" I asked the infinite variants of myself at the multiversal tree accessible only through a deeply-focused slumber

DAY 7, FUCKERS‼️ docs.google.com/document/d/1m0…

𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐏𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧'𝐬 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐆𝐢𝐫𝐥: 𝐂𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐲 𝐄𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐨𝐭𝐭. She's a living tribute to every ‘90s slasher heroine: resourceful, vengeful, & always the last woman standing 📼 — BE KIND & REWIND ⏪ — Link; tinyurl.com/CaseyElliottFX

DAY 8, FUCKERS‼️ docs.google.com/document/d/1KT…

I knew. In every single version of events, Day 9 is the Day of Dread. There was no way for us to prevent this. But something else happened here. Something that happens in no other timeline. And for that reason, I have hope. Be bold, and golden, and fortune will favour you.

THE FINALE, FUCKERS‼️ DAY 10‼️ docs.google.com/document/d/1Oz…

Played out just as I'd seen and hoped for.

Bold and golden. Just as I said. Bravo, golden rogue. ✯ デライラ・ジェリン. Fate was on your side this whole time!

The story continues, and the dark future remains the same. No more. The time to sit by is over. Vitaliz must be stopped, and I'm coming back to do it. The timeline is DEFENDED.

AND FINALLY (on the Gallery-specific side, anyway), we present… HEAT docs.google.com/document/d/1aB…

We fight the power. You don't win here. Not in this timeline.

OFFICIAL RELEASE: The official return of Flagship Fuckery (secret match card edition) docs.google.com/document/d/1B5…

OFFICIAL RELEASE: The final Gallery show for the Sizzler. The big one. docs.google.com/document/d/1ZZ…

Fortune always favoured you.

Can’t thank you all enough for everything these past couple days. The amount of love & genuine interest in all of this silly shit will always be a bit overwhelming. Love you all 🤍 ICYMI, the Gallery “vacation” has started. But we still have some fun coming later in the year:

Claire Lichfield is a conundrum beyond the realms of understanding, and I have no choice but to respect it.

Tarot readings, scrying, guidance and ancient, unavoidable prophecies relating to your life within this timeline, free of charge, NYCC, Friday 10th Oct at half 4!

My soul is NOT lost. We keep on fighting.