i hope the retrograde showed you more about your relations, how you love, how you’ve been loved, what you want and how well you command that. and i pray that you take these lessons and strive to be better, strive to cultivate healthiness within and around you.

i be like “i can’t wait for fall fits” then fall comes and i dress like this

This is the best worst voicemail auto transcription. Our Vet was calling to confirm our dogs appointment. We shall hereby only refer to our dog as Colonel Beans.

Crimson Peak, Get Out, The Shining, It Follows

If you want to try to control a fixed sign (Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius) that's an interesting life choice you're making that you should highly reconsider.

I’m a Leo so I can’t imagine being able to do anything 😂

Every girl that had a Samantha grew up to be a cunt… (I had a Samantha)

i do like the emo music when the guy cant sing a little bit

If Spotify can make up genres I’m gonna do the same. Supertrance. Post-Gospel. Nothing means anything anymore. Indie Ska. Who tf cares. Babypop. Oh what’s that? You’re listening to The Beatles? Are you listening to their Slopmetal era or their Experimental Holiday Music phase?

I’m not emotionally over what #andjustlikethat did to me last night. Every writer of that show should be banned from Hollywood forever.

my love language is all of them. get me a gift while you're running errands for me and then come home and rub my head for an hour while complimenting me the entire time. and then do it again every day forever.

One effect of living through (??) this pandemic, I've found, is that I simply no longer want to do anything I don't want to do.

Is there a polite way to ask "what is the purpose of this meeting and why do I need to be included?"

SWEATER GIVEAWAY!!! One person will receive one crew neck sweater (size s-5x available!) and a matching art print! TO ENTER: ✨follow me ✨like/retweet this post ✨tag a friend! Giveaway ends Monday the 24th at 12pm Mountian time!

Every episode of Euphoria now feels entertaining but annoying. Well acted but terribly written. Beautifully shot but horribly paced. Complex on accident but unnecessary on purpose. Seemingly smart but actually dumb?

My phone rang and woke me up around 0:30. „you volunteered to host refugees, here is a mother with two kids and a cat. Cn you host?“ … „ok, when?“ … „now.“ 15 min later, they arrived with a volunteer. 🧵🧶 1/n

L 💫 @AfterGodFearMen Ladies, let me remind you that you're the PRIZE. There's no need to go out of your way for love. A man who truly loves you will have you loving yourself more and more each day. And take a note of this, "a man who hates himself will hurt the woman that loves him. "