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Anyone as excited as Chris Morgan * for the new season?!

Preseason in this heat isn’t ok. Fat lads die in heat bald lads wear caps! Josh Argent put a cap on champ.

Another day closer to hearing those loving words…. ‘Your walking Widnes!’ 😍

Birthday to the club’s favourite Open age Lawton….this one isn’t a sarcastic prick. Matthew Lawton have a good one empty head.

Spent the day in the garden, paying for it now more red then Didsbury Toc H Rugby old head coach 3 minutes into a game. #angryman

Widnes RUFC can confirm they have today entered into discussions about the immediate release of Andy Mc to take over at Widnes Vikings. No further comment at the moment. #giveitandytilendofseason.

Following on from the news we broke last night, wids media managers Paul ‘ando’ Anderson and Billy ‘fuck off’ Wilson have both confirmed today that talks continued around Andy Mc’s back room staff. Last comment below. Ando: ‘well you see, hell of a club!’ Billy: ‘Ah fuck off’

Sunday club? 🍺 👀

Just seen J D Kenyon running down peel house, chip barm in hand shouting ‘fucking move Emmerdale is back on in 5’

Another final at Leigh….same as last season? Shock horror Breaking news….same clubs used for finals days to keep each other happy 😴 @lancashirerugby sort it out.

What’s she like in the scrums? Throwing looks good…

Only 2 more weeks of dodging preseason then I’m back 💪🏻 Fuck sprints, fitness or skills…..it’s all in the mind.

We just ignoring stuff we don’t want to answer? Leigh last year, Leigh this year then probably back to Wigan followed up by a trip to Rochdale. Give other clubs a go to host, especially ones with better facilities then where they are being played now! 🫠

Day 1 of tweeting @lancashirerugby until they promise to stop picking the same venues for finals. #especiallyshiteones

Day 2 of tweeting @lancashirerugby until they promise to stop picking the same venues for finals. #especiallyshiteones

This time next week, I’ll be avoiding ando listening to ‘your walking Widnes’ and most of all having a pint watching fat lads run round a pitch…….it’s almost back ✊🏼

Day 3 of tweeting @lancashirerugby until they promise to stop picking the same venues for finals. #especiallyshiteones

Day 4 of tweeting @lancashirerugby until they promise to stop Picking the same venues for finals. #especiallyshiteones

Day 5 of tweeting @lancashirerugby until they promise to stop picking the same venues for finals. #especiallyshiteones