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Despite the fact so many of you creepy fucks insist on calling me Daddy, I haven’t awoken to a single card or gift.

Please. I beg. I.

I’m finally ready to tell the world about my private life. This has taken a lot of courage and a lot of thought. But here we go. shorturl.at/nENOY

Good Morning, Babies! If you loved reading my story from last night you’re going to simply adore this one from 2020. The link under the tweet has since expired so I have uploaded it here: tinyurl.com/4fvy5jjt

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Your friend’s girl sounds DELECTABLE.

Ew. Cringe.

Oh darling, you’ve not been told to fuck off enough and it shows ❤️

😂😂 aye, course he did hun.

Eric. What ever happened to what happens in Camelot staaaaays in Camelot!? #busted

Darlings, what ever happened to minding your own fucking business? Have you considered reading a book? Going outside? Eating an apple? Just like, shutting the fuck up? Chrissssst.

Surprise, fuckos!

If someone claims to first remember me from The Evening Standard dated 23/01/74 wearing a Saint Laurent black velvet jacket that cost £81, with a £10.50 shirt from Johnson & Johnson on Kensington Market and a moss-green velvet bow as photographed by Roy Jones. Call the police.

I wasn’t planning to but might do now just for the lolz.

Ah the ‘is Rocky Horror problematic’ chat. Through a 2024 lens - of course it is. But babies, being gay was *illegal* in England 6 years before Rocky was first staged in ‘73. It was brave, bold & brilliant for its time. Look beyond the end of your own nose, just briefly. Please.

Well thank goodness for that. As to why you felt the need to tell everyone - one assumes the rest of your scrap book pages are stuck together?

Slow clap, you misogynistic bunch of bellends 🙄

Ah 14 years since I last knew true peace. Anyways lol this place is a shithole as of late. Join me on that one about sky I guess if you want idgaf xxx #MyXAnniversary

79. Lol.