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Can you imagine the Republican outrage if Kamala Harris mimed eating pussy at one of her rallies?

People are at their hottest when they're in their 40s.

It's gonna be hilarious when Trump loses tomorrow then gets sentenced to prison at the end of the month, and he claims it's election interference for his running in the 2028 election.

I'm surprised Laura Loomer isn't pregnant with Trump's kid. I honestly thought that was gonna be the October surprise.

The sad thing is there's really no way of knowing if this is real or not. I mean, I could just get on Truth Social and find out but fuck that, I'll just believe it's legit.

"gAs WaS cHeApEr FoUr YeArS aGo WhEn We WeRe In A pAnDeMiC aNd No OnE wAs DrIvInG aNyWhErE sO i'M vOtInG fOr A fAsCiSt." Fuck you, America.

It's gonna get worse before it gets worse.

The brilliant thing about Trump ranting and raving about the 2020 election being rigged is that if his team learned to rig the next election, no one would take anyone who claimed it was seriously.

All you fucking incels that voted for Trump, you think you weren't getting laid before? Well, women definitely aren't gonna fuck you now that they won't be able to get an abortion.

Did Chris Cornell kill himself because he could never make the Black Hole Sun cum?

Nick Fuentes' face, everyone's foot.

All cats can do this. Facts.

JD Vance is so ready to take all the couches in the White House's virginity.

Just in time for a new Trump presidency. Get your bleach ready to inject!

Growing up Catholic, my priest would often tell me to pray hard. I always thought it was weird that God didn't want to listen to me unless I had an erection.

Cider House Rules? I barely know her house rules.

Ugh! I bet a lot of douchebags are gonna be naming their babies Donald now.

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