What I want to know is WHEN will The Show Game be running a centrefold of me? #DoOnlineMagazinesHaveCentrefolds? #Delish

.Dave Lawrence-Halls Wifi is a bit spotty here and Zimmer Ultimate are notoriously strict about data roaming. #wucc2104

GTG, mid game with UFO from Finland, and I'm the dump. YH has been underwhelming so far (natch). #wucc2014

.Sion Scone You look like you might need to clear the line for that throw, Brummie.

We're currently down 7-3 to Figjam.

I wish I could play like Octavia Payne. Wowsa. #OctiPayne

Revolver hold. Two minutes to cap. 15-15 so this ones going to 17. It's tense. Clapham just need to walk it in #wucc2014

Blimey. 17-16 to @revolverult over @cu_ultimate. Hard luck, Clapham. Extraordinary effort.

Watching Cambridge Ultimate Vs Dragon Thrust in the Mixed Quarter. Come on GBR!

Buzz score some beautiful offense which prompts Sion Scone to remind everyone that he knows everything about 🐝. #noonecares 11-8 #wucc2014

David Pichler as if the guy behind Ka-Pow! has an opinion on "ugly kit"

They're Tchac in it. 12-12

I'll start live tweeting the cricket for everyone at #wucc2014. #YoureWelcome

Right. Frisbee commentary of the cricket coming up. #Ulticket

Kumar just skied Jordan at midwicket. India have the break. Bell cuts deep to the third man boundary #Ulticket

Tchac 3-2-2 zone pins chevron back but they score any way #lads French stereo on playing massive A-Tchac

.@cu_ultimate 5th best team in the world and they're only getting started for real. #wucc2014

.Elise ❄ After a full week's work?

.Si Hill Or, "You're making my BONE(H)YARD",