Clues you are a Penske driver - you finish 5th (Newgarden) and in the post race interview you sound like you wrecked out on lap 15. #IndyCar250s #INDYCAR #iowa250s

Just found out about Did Marco Andretti Win? and I can’t even control myself anymore. #INDYCAR

Who hasn’t gotten a tattoo from a guy who looks exactly like Jack Harvey??? #IndyCar #Indy500 #CarbDay

JR Hildebrand is one ridiculous hat away from being the next country music mega star. #IndyCar #Indy500 #CarbDay

Happy to see Graham bust out the family heirloom mustache for the race today #INDYCAR #Indy500

Never forgotten.

I think someone should make a social media platform where we all pretend to be Robin Miller and see who can post the worst #IndyCar opinions

Notice you never see Joe Keery and Colton Herta in the same place at the same time??? 🤔 #INDYCAR #Genesys300 #StrangerThings #Netflix

Paul Tracy’s Carol King impression was so bad that it blew out Harvey’s right rear wheel bearing. #XPEL375 #INDYCAR

Poor Will Power, should have creeped a little lower while his teammate was busy blocking Herta. 🤷🏻‍♂️ #XPEL375 #INDYCAR

Congrats to Pato O'Ward! #INDYCAR’s only Mexican driver with the most Irish name. 🇲🇽 🇮🇪 #XPEL375

Tunisia would like to remind you to fold and lock your tray tables into their upright position in preparation for landing. #Olympics #OpeningCeremony #Tokyo2020

(1) It’s with a heavy heart that we mourn the passing of Robin Miller. As most of you were aware (or now will be) this parody account is inspired by his astute insights, candor, and humor.

(2) I had the pleasure of meeting him at the Indy 500 a handful of years back. True to form, when he graciously accepted my request for a picture, he posed with his arm around me and asked, “How are the women?!?!” We’ll always remember him.

Hey, kid, the ladies miss me! Thinking about reentering the chat tomorrow in honor of the late great RM. Everyone with me like an Andretti winning the #indy500? #backhomeagain

This guy really wants you to know there’s a caution! #indy500 #indycar

Driving a blue and orange car has been a real advantage today. #indy500 #indycar

Guess who is wishing his teammate had stayed retired 👀…Marcus Ericsson #INDYCAR #Indy500

When you forget your ketchup at home, you make due with mustard. 🤷🏻‍♂️ #INDYCAR #Indy500

How bad is it that we’re only 10 laps in and already relying on lapped cars to hold up Will Power? 🤦🏻‍♂️ #indycar #HyVeeDeals250