We need an app called "Who forgot to flush?" that digitally matches the offending party with the, um, photographic evidence. And stuff.

I CAN'T WAIT to to start hazing the new pledges at PIE hell week. "Eat your own dog food" isn't just a figure of speech around here.

#PiePdxFAQ No, U don't have 2b from PDX to apply. PLEASE don't be fr PDX. Really, how many free mobile bus finder apps does the world need?

Since it's also @SiliconFlorist's birthday please note whether your delivery of hookers & blow is a b-day gift or PIE selection bribe.

Sitting in a high backed chair, stroking a fluffy white cat while I ponder the fate of PIE applicants. #ItsGoodToBeKing

Let the groveling, genuflecting, supplicating and ring-kissing begin! RT @Turoczy We're hoping to begin scheduling interviews next week.

The great thing about PIE: If founders succeed, I succeed. The even better thing about PIE: If they don't succeed, I still succeed!

#PiePdxFAQ Yes, we'll be pulling finalists from a hat. Yes, all 290 will fit. @Turoczy's hat has 500 application capacity. #bighead

Spiderman....this is Commissioner @Turoczy...Dr. Octopus & Green Goblin in the building...help needed....call from Spidey Phone...and stuff

Ignore this tweet. Seriously, ignore it. It's banal and self-referential and stuff. Or something.

Hey Portland, whaddaya say we all go up to Seattle tonight and trash the place!! Whose with me?

Dang, NewKinetix Re must have escaped my notice due to their not having the word 'Airship' in their name.

feeling a bit uncomfortable about my own body after seeing Harvey Keitel naked in The Piano

You link me, you really link me! [sniffle]

Stop with the Conflict Of Interest nonsense already. Don't hate the playa, hate the game. #Winning

Young? Confused? Got big dreams but need guidance from an experienced hand? Come stay at my place and receive my seed. piepdx.com

Answers to the most FAQ to PIE: Yes, the $18k endowment is taxable income. No, you cannot get $18k worth of meth instead. #PiePdxFAQ

More PIE FAQ... Regardless of how we interpret this question: Yes, Renny "likes to party". #PiePdxFAQ

#PiePdxFAQ Whaddaya mean 'What criteria is used to get selected for PIE?' Hasn't anyone in this town heard of a damn kickback??

#PiePdxFAQ Q: Isn't PIE a scam by @Turoczy where we do all the work, investors risk their investment and he just takes a cut? A: Yep.