siberean kiss by glassjaw on touchtunes

grow up loser

people needa learn how to wash their feet how do yall be stinkin that bad

going on tour tomorrow starting in chicago someone take me to cm punk

pooping at the chicago music exchange

swamp ass going crazy i think i just found a crawfish

if you’re enjoying this weather fuck you

our neighbor is wildly flailing a flashlight around in his yard idk if that’ll get us our power back but i appreciate the call to action

boutta drink this whole case of dr pepper zero

now that hulk hogan is dead can i try real american beer or will i get cancelled

those baby corns that come in stir frys are definitely in my top 5 favorite things ever

drinking vodka and squirt watching videos on why kmart went bankrupt i miss you kmart

when’s the last time any of you dusty motherfuckers vacuumed your couch

why does the guitarist of smashmouth play through two dual rectifiers

boutta eat a whole dominoes pizza in my bed fuck you

anyone at pnc park have an extra sd card i can borrow

when i grow up i wanna be just like cody rhodes

what’s the story glory holey

no one out papas the john

out of velos there’s snow everywhere idk if i’m gonna make it